"Ralphie: Ohhhh fuuudge! Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only I didn't say ""Fudge."" I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the ""F-dash-dash-dash"" word! Mr. Parker: [stunned] *What* did you say? Ralphie: Uh, um... Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on! Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared t
A Christmas Story
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Date: 04 Oct 2017