"Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all."
- "Why not?"
- "Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde."
- "Doesn't matter."
- "I smoke! I smoke all the time!"
- "I don't care."
- "Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player."
- "I forgive you."
- "I can never have children!"
- "We can adopt some."
- "But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... I'm a man."
- "Well, nobody's perfect."