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Quotes That Changed Our Lives

"Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all." - "Why not?" - "Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde." - "Doesn't matter." - "I smoke! I smoke all the time!" - "I don't care." - "Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player." - "I forgive you." - "I can never have children!" - "We can adopt some." - "But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... I'm a man." - "Well, nobody's perfect."

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